Not all was revealed in Bravo’s joint interview with Teresa and Joe Giudice, the married stars of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” who now are facing jail time on conspiracy and bankruptcy charges.

In fact, as the couple articulated their dual plight, their responses were largely a thicket of stammers, sentence fragments, whatevers and y’knows.

“I feel like I’m numb. Like surreal. All’s I keep thinking about is my daughters,” said the glum Teresa, who was seated beside Joe in matching wingchairs, holding his hand, as they were questioned by Bravo host Andy Cohen in the interview special that aired Monday night after being taped last Friday.

“I actually felt like I got hit in the back of the neck by a bat,” said Joe, describing his reaction to the sentencing the day before. He elaborated: “I don’t know. It is what it is.”

Appearing in federal court in Newark, New Jersey, Teresa had been sentenced to 15 months while her husband was handed 41 months. In a nod to the couple’s four young daughters, the judge staggered the sentences so Teresa will serve her sentence first.

She is scheduled to report to prison January 5th.

The couple had pleaded guilty in March, admitting they hid assets from bankruptcy creditors and submitted phony loan applications to get some $5 million in mortgages and construction loans.

Joe also pleaded guilty to failing to pay taxes totaling more than $200,000.

“I expected me to get jail time. I wasn’t expecting her,” said Joe. “She had no part in my businesses or whatever. She really didn’t.”

Asked how such things went so awry, the couple seemed to be trying to explain.

“Whatever Joe told me to sign, I would sign,” said Teresa, declaring she had never made a habit of reading or understanding legal documents.

Cohen asked Joe if he knew the questionable nature of the contracts he was handing his wife.

“Just whatever the bank gave me for her to sign,” he replied.”But you were taking out false loans,” Cohen pointed out.”All right, whatever,” Joe said. “I was taking out false loans.”

No real excuse came to light for the illegal practices, and both Giudices denied that any appetite for living large had put them in financial distress.

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